omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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