we have officially lost it.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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