Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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