This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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