That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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