Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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