Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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