absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
