so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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