awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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