11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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