drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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