but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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