But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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