dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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