i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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