I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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