You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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