I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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