Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Success! We fucked roommates!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
