Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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