Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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