Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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