Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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