My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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