I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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