He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You need a sexual gate keeper
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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