ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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