But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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