I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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