I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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