I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
