Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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