do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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