I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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