what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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