I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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