oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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