You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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