Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
