sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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