i don't like sucking hair
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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