Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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