She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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