Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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