its not stalking. its research.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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