weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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