I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You're so nebulous sometimes
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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