I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
love makes seman taste better
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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