Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
