His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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