When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
