I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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