Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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